As the Curtain close for almost all of the major leagues in the Europe this weekend. With Galastaray winning the Turkish League, Man city winning the EPL, Borussia Dortmund doing it in Germany, Juventus winning the Scudetto so many years after the calciopoli scandal and the Spanish league by the Galacticos “Real Madrid”
Watching the final match/ decider Galastasaray vs Fenarbarche at the Big sport arena of The Middle East Technical University was fun, I was carried away by the magnificient structures in the school and couldn’t concentrate on the match. The match ended in a goaless draw which eventually make Galastasaray the league winner.
Though I’m a fan of Fenarbache, I never knew when I started jumping up,celebrating with the sampiyons.
Hey! don’t tell me Im not a good supporter, If you were there you would have done the same, with lovely fireworks, beautiful renditions, flags flying, beautiful ladies in the club jersey. Oh! now you can see its worth it.
Congratulation to the City!Hala Madrid! The Thrid Golden Star awaits your Jersey Juve. Nice one Dortmund. All focus to the Big one between The Blues and The Bavarians at the Allianz Arena
League winners
IQ Test
Here’s an IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day. . .
There’s a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now, if there was a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer. . .
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He opens his mouth and says “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses”
If you got this wrong — please turn off your computer/phone and call it aday. Your brain need to rest for about 12 hours.
Are you relaxing?
One day, Henry was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki. A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing?” Henry answered, “No, I am Henry”
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Henry answered, “No! No! Me, Henry!”
A third one came and asked him the same question again. Henry was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,” Are you Relaxing?”
This guy was a lot more educated and answered, “Yes, I am relaxing.”
Henry slapped him in his face and said, “Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here”
Mensah, The Ghanigerian
It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, A???? Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria’s universities.
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some Nigeria history”. The Lecturer asked who said, “i shall return to die in the land of my fathers?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up. Mensah replied: “King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″.
Very good! said the lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, “The land use act will feed the nation?” Again, no response except from Mensah: “Obasanjo, 1976″. The Lecturer snapped at the class: class, u should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its history than u do.
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: Ghana must go. Who said that?, she demanded. Mensah put his hand up, “Buhari 1984″ At that point, a student in the back scornfully said: “Hmmm, you think you are smart?” The Lecturer glared and asked” All right! Now, who
said that? Again, Mensah said, “Babangida to Abiola, 1992″
Now furious, another student yelled; “Oh yeah! Eat this!” Mensah jumped out of his chair
waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, “Indian mistress giving an apple to
Abacha, 1992″
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said: “U little shit. If u say anything else, I’ll kill you” Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice “Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!”
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said: “Oh shit, we’re in Big trouble now!” Mensah whispered: “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″
Someone angrily said: “Don’t answer him, he is a fool” Mensah smiled and replied: “Obansanjo to IBB, 2011″ . . . all d students ran away
Calculus! The course of the Brainy
Its 1 :26 am and you can’t even think of sleeping.Though we hardly sleep in my complex always having fun with some liquor. This time around I’m restricted to my room battling with my book. All I could just see is X’s and Y’s and I will be writing a quiz in less than 8hrs? I shake head for my self. The heavy study is not doing it, I shouldn’t even think of A in this course.Even if I have that intention Ms feride or feriha whatever her name is wont let you get that with the way she teaches.
I don’t like Mathematics but I’m not that bad nah, abegi where is my computer lemme do something interesting, enough of this find X and Y like sey na me lost em… I’m so in love and addicted to internet.